Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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