Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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