"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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