Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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