I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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