I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she smelled like a LAN party
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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