The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
