would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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