I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
