So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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