Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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