if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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