Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
that may or may not have been my penis.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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