One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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