i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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