Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
