At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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