Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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