Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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