Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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