On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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