Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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