I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm drive I can fine osifer
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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