yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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