Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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