Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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