would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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