Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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