Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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