Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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