Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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