i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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