So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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