So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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