sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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