I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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