I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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