At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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