He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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