i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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