He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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