In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Sext me about skeletons
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize