I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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