you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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