YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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