Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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