Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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