Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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