Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
