i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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