it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You need Xanax blowdarts
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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