I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
where are you?
Hypothermia
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
