There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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