Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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