Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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